It's always funny to take the piss and be obnoxious, as British people, that's what we do best. Regardless of this, it realy isn't much good if we don't do it in style. This website was designed to help you become more than "just another obnoxious nerd". It makes you distinctively obnoxious. People will remember you for years to come as a truly obnoxious person.

I've gathered phrases from all the major european languages, and thrown in Urdu, because that's what all the cornershop owners speak.

In the following links you will find invaluable information on how to come across as both an arrogant prat to your friends, as well as obnoxious to people in general. Be warned though. To be truly succesful at this you must posess either a basic understanding of the language in question, a phrasebook or an arrogant disposition.

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